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001 – AT&T
In an AT&T ad (a high-speed internet), the turtle only appears in dialogue.
Guy: whats something slow that you would like to be fast
Kid: Turtle.
Guy: Really, a turtle? What about you?
Girl: I rather be a slow turtle.
Guy: wha-mmmmm.
Girl. I know why, because when you are slower, you wont have to get into the street as fast and get ran over.
Guy: But if your a slow turtle and you in the middle of the street, what happens austin.
Kid: “smacks forhead”.
Guy: Exactly.
002 – Fastweb
The protagonist of the advertisement is a man, a fan of turtles from a very early age. He treats them as a safeguard, when he has to deal with something fast, like the advertised internet. Typical contrast and a reference to turtle slowness.
003 – Telecom New Zealand
The protagonist, a child disguised as a turtle, begins a mission to free the (real) turtle, finally, the turtle itself is shown.
004 – VivaCell MTS
The stereotypical slow turtle is shown, but it turns into a fast turtle as soon as the advertised company’s internet connection is “connected” to him.
005 – Telekomunikacja Polska
Advertising of TP services, intended to show that the costs of calls are so low that you can talk for hours (which is symbolize by the fact, that while the owner was talking, the turtle managed to walk to the sea and back).
006 – Plus GSM
Turtle talks on a mobile phone, because there is a profitable offer in PLUS, in the Christmas promotion you get as much as 90 free minutes (which was probably quite a lot at the time).
007 – Orange
We can see a sea turtle slowly returning to the water – but when it is explained that Orange is fast, the turtle suddenly begins to move faster.
008 – Netlife
Advertisement of internet connection, showing two roommates, one of them has a very slow internet, which is visualized by fact, that he is a turtle.
009 – Beeline
An advertisement for a mobile operator, mainly showing a turtle riding a skateboard (at one point he hides his head to get a helmet).
010 – Three
Advertising of the British mobile operator. Turtle beats another character to make him praise the advertised product and say, that turtles are great.
011 – OneCall
Advertising of the Norwegian telephone network. Among the large number of animals that the protagonist keeps at home, a turtle is visible in several shots.
012 – O2
An advertisement for a telephone network, showing bicycle helmets washed ashore, turtles begin to use them for protection – with a comment that every now and then there is something new, worth trying, such as the offer of the advertised network.
013 – T-Mobile
T-Mobile commercial, a real sea turtle, there is also a turtle in the form of a stuffed animal.
014 – Lycamobile
Typical The Tortoise and the Hare, reptile wins thanks to the power of 4G, supported by the advertised telephone network.
015 – NET
This ad features a turtle riding a skateboard, which is probably a reference to the internet speed offered by the provider.
